"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve…and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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30 January 2013 at 00:19
Cam great post real funny got me going any way. Loved it
30 January 2013 at 00:20
Well done Cam very good post funny and sharp.
30 January 2013 at 02:44
That was a good one Cam liked it a lot more please needed a laugh. Thanks
30 January 2013 at 07:18
Love it. What a great day
30 January 2013 at 10:27
Very good Cam thanks!
31 January 2013 at 13:16
Lol that's a good one
3 February 2013 at 00:00
Cracking Story really funny :)
thanks for sharing
17 February 2013 at 19:17
Ouch!!
LOL!!
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